scouting report


when a friend who is already at a bar, party, event, etc., calls or texts other friends to let them know if it’s good/worth coming to. from the same term used in sports for other teams, prospects and the like.
p1: is john’s party tonight going to be any good?
p2: i don’t know, i have to go cause i promised him i’d be there.
p3: alright, send me a scouting report when you get there.

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