SCP 173
commonly known as the first scp, scp-173 is a euclid cl-ss living statue made of concrete, rebar, and traces of krylon brand spray paint. no, the object does not copy the weeping angels as 173 came out 1 year prior.
d-cl-ss: gotta blink -blinks-
d-cl-ss2: gotta blink -waits for confirmation-
d-cl-ss3: go ahead -d-cl-ss2 blinks-
-d-cl-ss1 blinks without confirmation-
-snap- d-cl-ss2: oh god we’re gonna die! -d-cl-ss2 shuts eyes-
-snap-
d-cl-ss3: expletive redacted
-snap-
upon later investigation it was found that scp 173 kiled each d-cl-ss when they were not looking or blinked, further research pending.
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