scrabble and chill is when you sit down with your partner for a good ol’ game of scrabble and one thing leads to another and you guys f*ck. oops!
girlfriend: “scrabble and chill?”
boyfriend: “i’ll bring the condoms!”
getting flashed in the eye from the bright light of a screen jane woke up and reached for her phone but got screen-blazed.
the girl you screenshot on snapchat brenda my screenshawty. i screenshot all her nudes the shawty you screenshot on snapchat brenda my screenshawty. i screenshot all her nudes
- scrub dublin
motor boating b*lls, instead of b**bs did that girl ask you to motor boat her last night? no, she was all about the scrub dublin.
- shampoo a buffalo
when a dude has not had intercourse in so long that when he does his sperm will be equall to the amount needed to shampoo a buffalo! when we get back from this road trip i gotsta have some s*x! i got enough backed up to shampoo a buffalo!