scramble my eggs
a man who is having, has had, or will have his t-st-cl-s sucked, licked, or otherwise manipulated orally.
jeanna: max, could you give me a ride to town?
max: sure – but first you gotta scramble my eggs!
jeanna: ok!
max: but that ain’t all – first you gotta scramble my f-ckin’ eggs, then you gotta toss my salad, suck my d-ck, swallow my yolk, and then french kiss me – in that order!
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