scrambled


the mixed feeling of being drunk and high
after that pitcher of beer at the bowling alley and hot boxing my friend’s car i was feeling pretty scrambled.
out of sorts. not with it. feeling crazy. not able to get your thoughts together.
“i don’t know what’s wrong, i can’t focus, i’m all scrambled”
crazy, off the chain.
this sh-t is scrambled yo!
when one or more people sneak up on an unsuspecting person and shake his or her belly fat repeatedly with both hands so that it looks much like a scrambling egg.
“hey! there’s a fat guy! let’s go scramble him!”

“you just got scrambled!”
f-cked up
that jungle juice got me scrambled.

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