scraper towel


combination of “paper towel” and “scr-pe,” describing the act of using a paper towel to blow your nose. the paper towel is so rough that feels like you are “scr-ping” your nose. this emergency measure should only be enacted when you do not have access to a tissue or toilet paper. it often helps to wet the paper towel first in order to soften the sharp edges. all in all, it is generally thought better to sacrifice a few nose hairs in order to take care of whatever business you have going on up in your nose.
why is your nose bleeding?

i had to use a scr-per towel in the mens room.

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