Scraping the monkey


this is when you are having intercourse with a girl while you are at the end of a nasty herpes outbreak and the friction caused by your p-n-s and her v-g-n-l wall is scr-ping the herpes growths onto the bed.
i was constantly wiping the scab shavings off the bed while i was scr-ping the monkey.

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