scrappleface
it’s the facial expression you must maintain when your know what your saying is absolute bull sh-t, but your trying to convince your listener it’s the absolute truth.
very similar to a poker face, but with verbal exchange or debate.
he had to maintain his scr-ppleface when he tried to convince his girl friend that the panties she found in his back seat were his sisters.
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