scratch-tubate
to scratch one’s own genitals as if masturbating
a: hey, why are you scratch-tubating?
b: i need to scratch-tubate ’cause it feels like my d-ck is on fire. it must be a s-x thing…
a: holy sh-t, yo’re crawling with crabs!
(from “the big c”, season 2, episode 4)
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