Scratchcrotch


how a perverted uncle would refer to a “sasquatch” bigfoot type creature. he will also use this term to refer to anything hairy like his wife, or his nieces and nephews that are going through p-b-rty.
“what are you kids doin out here in the woods…? lookin’ for the scratchcrotch?”

“smell my fingers kids…i was just pettin’ the scratchcrotch”

“i see your finally growin’ some hair on your pits…look like a f-ckin’ scratchcrotch”

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