Scratching Teeth


the act in which two individuals make physical contact by scr-ping their teeth together.

this cannot be done easily in a natural situation, like kissing. the two people must position their heads and mouths awkwardly, in a manner in which they can rub their teeth against anothers.

the sensation created is similar to eating with a fork, and when you pull the fork out of your mouth, it makes a distasteful “scratching” noise. the feeling may bring about numbness, hysteria, and a temporary deafness (due to the shrieking noise created when the teeth collide).

it has been said that scratching teeth may replace waterboarding as a form of torture in the near future.
christian- “did you hear what justin did last night?”

dan- “yeah. he was totally scratching teeth with that girl from utah. yuck!”

christian- “we need to get him to the nearest psychiatric ward.”

dan- “we’ll do it live.”

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