screaming cat


synonym: camel toe
hey, check me in these pants they’re pretty tight and i think i may have a screaming cat.
whilst taking a woman from behind (doggy style), as you near climate you withdraw your p-n-s and ram it in the -n-s. the effect of this action will cause the woman to scream like a cat.
john – ” i was d-gg-ng the miss’es after the pub the other night”
dave – “oh yeah?”
john – “as i was about the dump my sticky white kids..”
dave – “yeah..”
john – “i whipped out the old fella and smashed it in eer back door, givin eer a screaming cat!”
dave – “good work”

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