Screaming Panda


when a guy is f-cking a fat asian girl and he punches her in each eye socket. then he proceeds to hand her a snack, bamboo.
last night i was mad at myself for f-cking a lard -ss so i punched her in the face twice and yelled eat b-tch!!! and gave her my stick of bamboo. she was my first screaming panda.

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