screaming yips
noun: a condition, in which a person or animal spontaneously lurches into spasmodic movements consistent with a baby calf which appears to be kicking with its hind legs at a swarm of flies which aren’t there; vocalization that is sharp and loud accompanies this action. the duration of this condition is seconds to minutes.
one teacher: “how are your kids today?”
other teacher answers: “sh-t, man, they’ve got the screaming yips. i’m about to lose my sh-t!”
first teacher, “holy jesus on a stick, i have them next period!”
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