screeb
originally a typo of the word ‘screenshot’ (typing ‘screeb’ by accident then pressing enter instead of backsp-ce, again, by accident), ‘screeb’ is shorthand for a printscreen.
‘hey man, take a screeb and send it to me’
to ‘screeb’ is to do something to something else. through the act of ‘screebing’, you yourself will become a ‘screeb’, or more likely, become a ‘dirty screeber.’
you could ‘screeb’ your dinner down if you are in a hurry, but you would more likely screeb the f-ck out of a kebab just before getting the night bus home.
the things to which the ‘screebing’ has been applied become the ‘screebed’
but more often than not, if you smell, have sick on your clothes, look a bit scruffy, havent brushed your hair, have odd socks on or are in a general state of disrepair you are a “dirty f-cking screeber.
screeb, screeber, screebing, screebed, screebert, screeb-m, screebology, screebalogical screebist, screebarama, screebalite, screebite, screebtion, screebnation, screeboscopy, screebolysis, screebagnosis, screebtastic etc.
“here you, ya dirty screeb! stop screebing them wimmin and start screebing yer -rs- to these top quality screebing tunes”
“you didnt half screeb the f-ck out of my toilet, you dirty screeber. is your -rs- ok?”
“im going to screeb the f-ck out of the dishes now.”
“i am a screebologist. i study kebabs, cider and p-rnography”
you get the idea.
a screeb is an insult, for someone who is ugly or not good looking
genessa’s auntie karen is a screeb.
she is a very screebly woman.
a screeb is a very ugly person
genessa’s auntie karen is a screeb.
she is a very screebly woman.
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