screenbathing


for someone to sit in front of a screen (e.g. computer, television or gaming system) for a long period of time. this activity often results in a screentan; unlike a suntan, screentans make the skin whiter from lack of sunlight. screentans can also be referred to as screenbleaches for this reason.
person a:
so what you been up to today?
person b:
nothing much, been screenbathing for the last few hours
person a:
cool. don’t get a screentan though, they are such turn-
offs

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