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• The Full Abreu

  when men fail to hit on an attractive woman because they realize she is out of their league, thus leading her to have to settle for someone who she would normally be too good for. joanna really went into the back room with the guy in the against me t-shirt? guess she got the full […]

• The Funnel Cake

  when a girl puts a funnel in her mouth and a group of men, all -j-c-l-t- into the funnel, getting most of the j-zz into funnel but some on her face. blake – “dude, me and my friends, did the funnel cake onto this one chick, chaya, last night.” trevor – “how was it man?” […]

• The Gentleman's Hussle

  a style of running that makes you look professional whilst running. it’s speed is clocked somewhere between a light jog and a brisk stroll. the arms stay close to your sides and only slightly bend down at the elbow. making sure that your thighs always maintain contact with one another. the businessman was late for […]

• The George Foreman

  a prank only to be used against a mortal enemy. one must deficate onto someone elses open laptop keyboard and then close it. grill 15 for fifteen minutes…..just kidding. that girl slapped me, so i took her laptop and gave it the george foreman.

• Tobified

  1.threat of violence 2.s-xual suggestion, most likely coming from a person with the name of “tobin” 1.”don’t f-ck with me, or you’re gonna get tobified!” 2.”how bout you come to my house tonight and get tobified” 1.threat of violence 2.s-xual suggestion, most likely coming from a person with the last name of “tobin” 1.”don’t f-ck […]

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