screw on feet
the trade name, used by doctors, anatomists and physiologists, referring to a larger lady or gentleman that has such a high body m-ss index that the bl–dy bmi machine won’t even read it correctly.
this “fat f-cker” demographic tend to develope an unsightly fold of skin at the ankles and wrists that look like screw joints.
dr “nurse, who is my next appointment with?”
nurse “mr roberts is here waiting now, shall i send him in?”
dr “wait a minute, i’m trying to find his file…..oh yes, here it is….f-ck!!! he’s the fat b-st-rd with the disgusting screw on feet, isn’t he?”
nurse “yes he is….ill send him in now”
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