Screwed McFucked


a fun way to state that something or someone is severely screwed and/or f-cked. inspired by the name scrooge mcduck from the 90s cartoon duck tales.
– “they only take cash”
– “all i have is plastic”
– “the atm is out of order”
– “sh-t, we are screwed mcf-cked”

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