screwed the pooch


past tense of making a major mistake
“man, i really screwed the pooch when i talked to my boss while i was druck last night.”
another way of saying “blew it” or “messed up”.
“you really screwed the pooch on that one dude”.
a way in which to describe a mistake or blunder.
“that computer’s a lemon, i really screwed the pooch on that deal!”
the act of really messing things up.
d-mn, i really screwed the pooch on that one.
to commit a blatant heinously humiliating error.
when he got drunk and took on the ninja, he really screwed the pooch.
to screw up
boy who ever approved the new big tex design really screwed the pooch!
scr-w-ng the pooch is a nonsensical action that is being done while a major f-ck up is occuring or has occured.
management have screwed the pooch while the compet-tion gained the upperhand.

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