SCRIMPF


a guy in his 20’s, with brown hair thats a lil buff.
whhere is that silly m-th- f-cka scrimpf?
appetizers at red lobster, captain d’s or other seafood restaurants.

also, a smaller human being. this term is quite demeaning to dwarfs.
you know what would go good with this pasta? some scrimpf!!

i hope your son gets a little taller cause he’s a d-mn scrimpf!!

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