scritch

the actual meaning of scritch is:
(1) (noun) a deep soothing scratch on the back of the neck or between the ears.
(2) (verb) to pleasantly abrade the skin beneath another\’s fur; to perform an act
of benevolence usually as a reward for past aid.
(3) (noun) an instance or situation where skritching occurs; a furr who enjoys
skritches
another derivative of the word “b-tches”, but the difference is scritches are wit it, and are late night reserves
f-ck it, lets h-t up some scritches
to scratch an itch. (verb)
“sorry, i just had to scritch”
scribble + itch> totally unreadable handwriting as in- doctors handwriting or a secret code that has no meaning except to bewilder and confuse.
” the following day i pulled out the crumpled napkin with her phone number – only to find out it was scritch”
(n.) an itch that is not normally attended to in public.
(v.)scritching (not normally used)
“she went to scratch her scritch in the bathroom”
to sh-t your pants so violently you almost have to brag about it and want everyone to know.
dude, i just scritched my pants so bad!
when a man sh-ts and doesn’t wipe his -ss clean enough, it leaves brown sh-t-stains in his white underwear. this is why men now wear non-white underwear to avoid visible scritch marks.
i was doing laundry this weekend and the scritch marks in my husband’s underwear were so thick that i had to call him and ask if he sh-t his pants. i didn’t know he was on speaker phone when i asked him.

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