Scroatee
a style of pubic hair for men, generally all of the hair in the pubic region is shaved, except for the underside of the b-lls. a goatee for your t-st-cl-s.
some girl: i was giving that easbomb guy a hand job. and that motherf-ckers scr–tee was so nasty i almost threw up. he told me hes been growing it for 3 years now and he wont shave it for me.
some girls friend: u serious? he must have some mad style to be sportin’ such a mean ball beard
a beard like formation of public hair found only on the scr-t-m. this is formed as the result of a man not shaving his scr-t-m (usually out of a fear of hurting himself) but shaving the rest of his pubic hair. the result is a rediculous looking patch of hair forming around the b-lls.
alicia – “so i heard that you and mike started getting pretty s-xual… how’s that going?”
allison – “not bad i guess…”
alicia – “?”
allison – “well when i went to give him head i was glad he was shaved, but then i was really grossed out when i saw, and then felt, his scr–tee.”
alicia – “ew! that’s always so gross, not to mention rediculous looking.”
a comical cosmetic surgical practice which involves transplanting the testes onto the chin, where they are allowed to dangle above the neckline.
theres a man outside looking for you
what’s he look like?
about 6 foot 2, medium build, sporting a scr–tee
a horrid organism that has become permanently affixed to kkkarmozyn’s chin. highly resembles the pubic hair on the male scr-t-m.
holy sh-t! check out that guy’s scr–tee! it’s nasty!
when a douche bag decides to start a goatee and its in the peach fuzz early stage.
hey… look at that guys scr–tee… what an idiot
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