scrocoon


(n) the sanctuary created when a man takes his scr-t-m, stretches it out, then manipulates his malleable manbag around a woman like a coc–n, providing stability, warmth, and shelter.
don’t worry girl, my scroc–n shall protect you from nature’s fury.

you will not need a sleeping bag. my scroc–n shall maintain homeostasis.

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