a picture so interesting (whether it be an amazing cosplay, an attractive person, or other) that it makes you stop scrolling on social media to stare at it and maybe give it a like or comment.
wow, you are a total scroll stopper,
shinartin is a lazy personwho hates people and likes to stay home and watch tv and eat food rather than go out with friends on the weekends. stop being such a shinartin and come to the club with us tonight.
- brother joeb
when your at a family dinner and your brother is looking good in his wrangler jeans so you asked to be excused from the table so he can creampie you in the -n-l cavity d-mn brother joeb is looking fine in them jeans.
- data surgeon
a data surgeon is the pup’s nuts of the general population who identify as a data scientist. like the medical profession, a data surgeon commands greater respect and salary than ordinary data scientists because of their ‘life saving’ abilities to resuscitate projects. they typically have niche specialties so aren’t that useful or effective for general […]
- potato t*rd slime
secretions that derive from a rotten potato. often thick in viscosity, these liquids resemble human diarrhea both visually and scent. “susan, i just found some potato t-rd slime from the potatoes you bought for last thanksgiving and it stinks!”
a ratchety large female who seems to only attract desperate fat guys and tweekers. as she squeezed into her dress that was clearly too small for her huge -ss, her friend grimaced and thought “d-mn! there’s a perfect piece of dogcandy!”