Scrolling

the act of fingering female genitalia, either through masturbation or with -ssistance from a partner.
josh: why are your fingers so tired, alex?
alex: i was scrolling that girl kailyn all of last night.
josh: lucky! i never get to do that…
in internet chat rooms and instant messaging, “scrolling” is the practice of turning what should be one line of text into multiple lines. this is an annoyance to other users, as scrolled messages take up more screen real estate.
ph33r dhoom: hey guyz
ph33r dhoom: wuz ^
merc275: uh, hi
ph33r dhoom: so um
ph33r dhoom: i was wonderin
ph33r dhoom: does ne1 have ne
ph33r dhoom: jessica simpson nudie pics?????????
merc275: dude, quit scrolling
when used in the correct context scrolling can be considered quite s-xual, especially amongst nerds. the act of scrolling involves basically performing any s-x act imaginable. this allows nerds to have awkward conversations without being awkward at all.
“hey baby wanna scroll up and down through some websites later?”
“only if you push all my right b-ttons if you know what i’m saying…maybe even double click a little.”
“sounds great i’ll bring the firewall, don’t wanna catch any viruses.”
“guess we’ll be scrolling all night long.”
(verb) aimlessly scrolling a webpage(s).

usually happens when you are:
a. not paying attention
b. high
“oh man, i was just scrolling so hard for like 20 minutes.”

also can be used in other contexts:
example; if you catch yourself, or someone else, daydreaming
“you look like you`re scrolling pretty hard there.”
looking a person, usually a girl, up and down so it is like you are “scrolling” up and down a computer screen.
girl #1:well, that was awkward…

girl # 2: what?

girl #1: that random guy was just scrolling me!
the word otherwise used in real life as rolling, but on the internet, when messed up, on fire, etc., you are scrolling.
sh-t, i just killed 2 guys on counterstrike on a pill of exctasy, i am scrolling.