scrotch

scratching one’s crotch
alan enjoys having a good scrotch while watching tv
a derogatory word derived from “scr-t-m” and “crotch”, used to define an indefinable s-x; usually -ssociated with a hermaphrodite. this word can also be used when insulting another person.
person 1: is that a guy or a girl?
person 2: it’s a scrotch!

person 3: don’t be such a scrotch.
to scratch your crotch when it is dry, itchy, or chafing occurs.
guy 1: dude my crotch its itchy
guy 2: dude scrotch it

guy 1: scrotching feels sooo good when my b-lls are dry
adjective

1. often elusive and rarely seen, it’s when a woman’s v-g-n- is so big, smelly & hairy that it resembles that of a female sasquatch. usually, females afflicted by this condition are exiled by their peers to live in the woods.
“i don’t normally wear condoms, but that beeyotch was scrotch.”

“if you do ever encounter a scrotch ho, it’s best to play dead.”
a retributive act performed on the food of a rude fast food customer wherein the cook/employee smears the customer’s burger around in their crotch before serving it up to them; may also connote the resulting deposit of pubic hairs on the burger; believed to be derived from the contraction of the words “smear” and “crotch”
“yes, sir, please don’t yell, i heard you, you wanted exactly one pickle, no mustard, some mayo, two pieces of cheese, and you want me to pick off all the seasame seeds from your bun, i will fix that right up for you…” the cashier turns to the cook and whispers -ssuredly in his hear “…scrotch’em…” the cook grins maliciously, yells “i got’em!” unbuckles his belt, and plunges the burger into the filthy abyss…moments later the sodomized burger appears on a tray, neatly boxed and complete with combo, exactly as the customer had ordered…or so they think…”come back’n see us now!” the cashier adds smugly with a wave as the disgruntled customer storms off with the food…what goes around comes around…
n: when one spills scotch whiskey on their groin area, the resulting stain is known as “scrotch”.
mc: “that jerk b-mped into me and i spilled my gl-ss, i had scrotch the rest of the party.

mc: “that chick i was h-tting on wouldn’t go down on me because of my scrotch”
to scratch one’s crotch
dude, you seem to be scrotching a lot, have you got crabs?