Scrote Johnson


noun. a formal term of salutation for a male that could otherwise be called a douche bag.
“have you met scr-t- johnson yet? yeah, he is the guy with the popped collar and tribal armband tattoo standing by the appetizers.”

“he reminds me of this person i know, but i can’t quite recall… now i remember! that scr-t- johnson fellow, from the city.”

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