scrote shot
a shot taken by an individual (male or female) out of another mans scr-t-m. the scr-t-m is spread and cupped in a way to create a chalice or reservoir for the shot to sit in. while it was made famous and indeed popular by a bar called banyan bar in thailand the first account was in a restaurant called moorava on the same island. at this early stage a cut straw was used to drink the shot. it is now seen as churlish to use a straw to drink said shot and the ‘true form’ is considers to be lapping it like a cat with a saucer of milk.
customer: oh barkeep i’d like to procure a scr-t- shot for me and my lovely lady friend?
barman: will you do the honour of providing the reciprocal for the lady or shall i?
customer: you please sir. i’ve not shaved for weeks.
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