scrote tote
a f-nny pack, when worn in front, over the scr-t-m, instead of in back, over the f-nny.
he keeps his wallet and keys in his scr-t- tote.
a soft warm blanket or pouch to contain and protect the t-st-cl-s.
david wore his scr-t- tote to alleviate his testicular discomfort.
when a lady sucks a mans b-lls, and jerks him off at the same time.
scr-t- tote is marla’s drunk fun. wiener. wiener
(skrəʊt – toht)
v.
to wrap one’s flaccid scr-t-m up and around his un-erect p-n-s, forming a dome-like apparatus that is firm to the touch.
when i gotta boo on the couch and the d’s hangin out, i can’t just have it weighing me down so i scr-t–tote to the fridge and grab some fortys for me and mah shawty.
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