Scroteus


scr-t-us (n.) {skroh-tee-uhs, tyoos}:
1. cl-ssical mythology. a lesser mangod of courageonicity and bravitude, son of t-st-cl-es, the greek g-d of nards.
2. a person of exceptionally scrotal const-tution usually exemplified by an act of fantastical b-llsiness.
3. (lowercase) cosmotology. the blue liquid in which combs are kept.
pl. scr-t-i {skroh-tee-ahy}
this is the dawning of the age of scr-t-us, age of scr-t-uuuuusss! scro-teeee-uuuuuuus!

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