Scrottish


a stupid scottish person.
scr-t-m + scottish = scrottish!

i.e. ricky dyk-s
ricky dyk-s: och!! ah cannae op’n nae whuskeeee!!! f–k!

(translation. oh dear!! i can not open my whiskey bottle!!! gosh darn it!

alex: i can’t understand your scrottish accent!!!

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