Scrotum Bandit


an -sshole brit that goes to very crowded areas with mostly americans and cups other mens scr-t-ms. then runs to a store and gets a d-ld- to pleasure himself before he loses the hard on he got from cupping the strangers b-lls.
guy1: a f-cking scr-t-m bandit just got you?! hahaha!!
guy2: yeah! i’m going to kick his -ss revolutionary war style!
narrator: guy2 then proceeded to hunt down the scr-t-m bandit like a squirrel and snap his d-ck…. off.

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