Scrotum Couch
an object on which to rest your t-st-cl-s. common objects include a chin, a bag of ice (after a kicking), and a b-tthole (during intercourse).
ron – ‘hey, tim. last night i turned sally’s chin into a scr-t-m couch.’
tim – ‘sally winters?’
ron – ‘yeah. she was all over this shaft.’
tim – ‘you son of a b-tch. i’m dating her now.’
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