scrotum neck
a term used to describe the neck on a person that resembles the texture of a scr-t-m.
oh my g-d, did you see harrison ford’s scr-t-m neck on the late show last night?
scr-t-m neck is a roundabout way of calling someone a d-ckhead.
that customer with the bmw is a real cheap scr-t-m neck b-st-rd
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