scrotum shriveling cold


to describe something extremely cold, to an extent that a real man or a group of gentlemen would understand.
(ross) yo josh, do you want to put the jetski in the water today?
(josh) no way! the ocean is scr-t-m shriveling cold today.

or

(heather) hey guys do you want to run naked threw the snow tonight?
(jesse) um i dont think so, the snow is scr-t-m shriveling.
(heather) say what?
(ross) heather you wouldn’t understand, its a guy thing.

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