Scrotum Slap


a slap on the underside of the t-st-cl-s. very painful very enjoyable.
i received a scr-t-m slap from wallace.
after a long day of hot sweaty work, putting your hand down your pants and filling your palm w/sweat from your scr-t-m. then with said sweat slapping somebody dear to you.
yo man, i just got off work and i went up to andrew and gave him a scr-t-m slap.
scr-t-m slap: when the male flops his wrinkly ball sack out and f-cking wacks his b-tch around the face, aiming to inflict as much pain as possible whilst playing violently with her earlobes and sticking c-cktail sticks in her eyes, if she screams smack her harder, if she pesists on screaming gag the dirty sl-t up and rape her not once not twice but three times continue in this motion until she stops and then persist the scr-t-m slap.

however, as many would have become aware, this sometimes does not work, so the following should be carried out:
1) ambush her in a dark alley
2) take her to somewhere dark
3) remove her skin
4) drink her blood
5) f-ck her violently in between the toes
6) make her suck your d-ck whilst singing the australian anthem
7) then make her suck your d-ck whilst singing the african national anthem in chinese and dancing on 1 foot whilst cleaning the kitchen
8) make her sh-t in a cup and then eat it whilst she molestes an asian goat from africa
9)if none of these responses work persist in stalking her chasing her down tackle her if needed but once u have her right where you want her rip her p-ssy into 1 hole from her -n-l p-ssage to her v-g-n- and tell her to cook you your f-cking dinner.
10) tell her that if she tells anyone about what happened that you’ll dig up her dead mum and f-ck the sh-t out of her until she turns to dust
11) if you have doughts of her letting the news out and telling be shure to tie her up in your bas-m-nt and rape her everynight if she says and i quote” ill be a good girl please let me go” she is lieng so rape her harder and dont forget to rip her c-nt open. 🙂
12) if this still does not work, then make her eat your foreskin (whilst f-cking a dead baby, which you had captured earlier) and then whisper discretely in her ear that your gonna rape her eldest son and f-ck him so hard he’ll want to stick his d-ck in the toaster and f-ck a dead muslim cat

good luck in your ventures and scr-t-m slapping 🙂

remember you are the superior force
yo u f-cking sl-t, drop down and let me slap my f-cking b-lls across your face you stupid afghanistaan b-tch, i am the scr-t-m slap king
dont dare try to resist either or ill rip ur p-ssy open stick a mop up their and make u mop up ur sleezy mess u sl-t ” ok im sorry just slapp me silly im a dirty sl-t”

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