Scrotum Stamp
a scr-t-m stamp is the sweaty salty residue left on ones face, or in ones mouth as a direct result of teabagging and/or turkey slapping.
this can also occur when you back into a gl-ss door with no pants on bending over, and some fat people leave a scr-t-m stamp on the toilet seat (somehow)
me: wtf is that on the toilet seat…… ahhh man its a fat mans scr-t-m stamp….
– thinks – f-ck it i will just bomb the urinal
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