when you’re t-tty f-ck-ng a girl with small t-ts so hard that your scr-t-m is streaking up and down her chest.
guy 1: dude you’ll never guess what i did with my girlfriend last night!!
guy 2: tell me man!!
guy 1: i was totally scr-t-m streakin her all night long!
- flattened my batmobile
when someone does something to crush your dreams dude! you just flattened my batmobile! i was so totally going to be in one direction! stop flattening my batmobile! i can be a unicorn! i can!
- diy project
a phrase used when someone asks you to do something that they could easily do their self. felicia: could you tell me the answer to #12? bree: it’s a diy project; do it yourself. a female that is well off whom has deep rooted issues that take on a lifer (please see definition of a […]
- diggy nuts
when you try to leapfrog your friend, and your b-lls end up rubbing all over the back of his head. can be on purpose or on accident. “mike, the game is leapfrog, get your. f-ck-ng nuts off me!” ” that’s diggy nuts b-tch”
a variation of “cya”, basically shortened from “see you all”, except “see y’all”, like in a cowboy accent. speaker: …and that is why cats sprint out of the room randomly. any questions. audience: … speaker: ok then, cyao!
- rusty shank
a dirty, male p-n-s. the male with a rusty shank has s-x with multiple partners, generally over the course of a day, and stabs that kn-b in any hole he can penetrate. the hallmark of the rusty shank is neglecting to wash the genitals in between s-xual encounters. after banging his secretary at the office, […]