scrub a tub
smearing your d-ck with low fat mayonaise with help of a squirrel, and then rubbing moist p-n-s over an old rusty tub from pre world war two, this phenomenon occurs primarily in northern lat-tude countries such as canada, extra points are awarded if you rub tea bag you t-st-cl-s into the mayonaise jar, good brands to use are h-llman’s. please note, you can also make tuna salad using your b-lls.
david s, your d-ck is bleeding, did you scrub a tub?
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