Scrub Life


living without a care for what you’re wearing or what people think of you.
dumb c-nt: omg are those c-m stains on your tee?
me: whatever dog, scrub life.
a lifestyle choice selected by the individuals in society who refuse to do much of anything outside of watching tv or playing video games. they are incredibly lazy, and will always opt for the easiest choice when making a decision. essentially the opposite of the thug life
dan: “have you seen jack recently?”
paul: “nah man, i heard he hasn’t come out of his house in like a week.”
dan: “scrub life!”

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