Scrub my Wool


the act of someone jacking you off, usually used as a way to offend someone. can be used in the manner of “your mom” (randomly)
johnny: “hey can you do my homework later?”
tom: “how about you scrub my wool”
johnny: “umm?…”
everyone else “hahahah!!!”

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