scrub the shrubs


the act of scrubbing your pubic hair (may also include gooch and/or -sshole hair) and area around your genitals more vigorously in the shower than you otherwise would, in antic-p-tion for intercourse. this is done in a meticulous manner in order to rid the area of unpleasant odors or residue (ball sweat, -sshole lint, swamp -ss, gooch grime, anomalies in p-b-s etc.)
“jenny’s coming over later, i better scrub the shrubs extra hard today”

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