Scrubfuckery
scrubf-ckery is the phenomenon of scrubs (broke -ss jive -ss turkey -ss muf-ckas) still managing to get laid in lieu of their lack of funds and inability to pay for anything. biochemical engineering -n-lysts conclude that the “scrub” emits a subtle yet powerful pheromone that alters the minds of those around him, causing an outpouring of generosity and admiration directed at the scrub. this can be thought of as a subconscious jedi mind trick. political -n-lysts call it “reverse-communism,” and can lead to a further state known as “gettinfreesh-tism.”
d-mn i dont know how he does it. b-tches just goin’ to him.
yeah ain’t he broke as a joke?
fo sho’. scrub status. but, there it is plain as day.
yeah, n-gg- still gettin laid.
straight scrubf-ckery homie.
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