scruff muffin
a dishevelled looking out of shorts looking male, (probably with facial hair), who’s rather attractive.
johnny depp often walks around looking like a scruff m-ffin.
colin farrell is such a scruff m-ffin.
1. looking out of sorts, disheveled, when hoping to get some action.
g-d i was ready to f-ck him but i looked like such a scruff m-ffin!
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