when you b*lls look like a raised up gorilla and they smell like swet and sh*t
this kid named jeff looks like a scruffy sack
- mexican lap dance
the act of a couple having s*x while the man sits on the toilet and takes a dump. the woman sits facing the same direction and does the work. i asked her for a blumpkin but she said she’d rather give me a mexican lap dance.
- dog eating beetroot
performing c*nn*l*ng*s on a woman during her period would you go down on your girl during her period? h*ll yeah, i’d be there like a dog eating beetroot!
- susan geraldine nathans
a clown that lives in the bas*m*nt of a mc donalds. enemy to doreen guimauve trump. susan geraldine nathans is a naughty little clown. ” where the big macs at”
someone who runs so much that it seems like it must be part of their religion. “hey, sylvia, are you going to the running club tonight?” “i won’t be able to make it tonight, but since i’m so runligious, i ran this morning.”