scrumle
the inconspicious adjustment or scratching of the male genitalia. often performed in social settings.
the “truck stop” scrumle, this is accomplished by casually pushing down on the scr-t-m with the middle and index finger until desired grip is achieved. then using the thumb to pull entire nut pouch out of -n-s.
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