scrumpet


a juicy, s-xy, round, perfect little b-tt.
joe: woah! look at you, you little scrumpet b-tt!
emma: what’s a scrumpet b-tt?
joe: it’s a s-xy, perfect, round, and juicy -ss, like you got hanging off your backside, honey!
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