scrumpter


the scrumpter is the rare act of reverse road-head. the driver of a vehicle performs oral s-x on the p-ssenger of said vehicle while operating the vehicle at high speeds. known only to occur when planned. usually filmed simultaneously.
so i was in the car with my girl when she leaned over and gave me the scrumpter.

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