scrumpy bed
1) a bed that is all scrumpled up
2) a bed that makes you feel grumpy – y’know
3) a bed that you fall into or out of having drunk so much scrumpy
“dude, get out of that scrumpy bed and go to work!”
“nah babe, i love you – don’t get me wrong, but i can’t stay here in your scrumpy bed.”
“uungh.”
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